If you had to be shipwrecked on a deserted island, but all your human needs—such as food and water—were taken care of, what two items would you want to have with you?
Tool set to build/maintain and a compass because I’m directionally challenged.
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
Where's Ders?
You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
Buy a second elephant, mate them, and give away the offspring to preserve the species in a controlled environment until initial elephant dies.
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Giant Sequoias, because Sequoias has every vowel in it, such large trees come from a small seed (the irony of something so small turning into something so big and magnificent), thickest bark around (reminds me of having thick skin), the longevity
You're a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be?
Whatever the average color of meatball is. IYKYK
Are you a hunter or a gatherer?
Gatherer